GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic